The Boring Monkey

The Boring Monkey desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Monkey often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Monkey desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monkey carried a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monkey always kept a sponge to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Boring Monkey always kept a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.