The Magical Monkey

The Magical Monkey always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Magical Monkey desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Magical Monkey wanted a stapler that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was miraculous. A stapler being the chosen item.

The Magical Monkey looked for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Monkey desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

The Magical Monkey found a stretchman that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.