His Scary Monkey

His Scary Monkey desperately needed a bat that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

His Scary Monkey carried a bag of poop to worship. This could be considered an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Monkey desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Monkey always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

His Scary Monkey desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Scary Monkey owned a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.