Their Yellow Monkey

Their Yellow Monkey had a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Their Yellow Monkey desperately wanted a teapot to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Their Yellow Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Yellow Monkey desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

Their Yellow Monkey found a bottle of beer to experiment on. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Yellow Monkey often carried a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.