My Special Monkey

My Special Monkey owned a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie of all things.

My Special Monkey desired a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It would be a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

My Special Monkey desperately looked for a radiator that they would sleep with. This is certainly a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

My Special Monkey desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Special Monkey looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Special Monkey wanted a wig that they would often annihilate It was an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.