A Ugly Monkey

A Ugly Monkey always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Monkey craved for a sword that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Monkey always had with them a mug that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

A Ugly Monkey desperately needed a block of cheese that they would worship. This is certainly a new exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Monkey had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.