The Bum Loving Monkey

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately searched for a crown that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately looked for a bat that they would cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Monkey craved for a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Monkey wanted a rubber chicken that they would play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would share. It should be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Monkey had a stapler that they would demolish. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.