Most celebrities do not even have a university education - so what the hell would do consult with them on any serious matter?
Only a Neanderthal falls to physical violence. I prefer to humiliate morally, break the spirit and deprive of hope.
One of my favorite things - when someone posts a selfie and no one gives a like.
When I hear "Do you have a minute?" - I understand that I will lose half an hour, which could never return.
Half listening to a person consists of one-half waiting for their turn to speak, and another half of reminders to yourself to change expressions every 10 seconds.
Be yourself - excellent advice for about 5% of people.
Tattoos aren’t for me - I did not hang up bumper stickers on my Lamborghini.
Soon you will realize that the silence is the best way to say “fuck you’’.
When you tell me your stories - I think about just how much shorter they could be.
When someone tells me "We should meet sometimes" I say, "Sure, I'll call you." It’s a lie in answer to a lie.
I like the bumper sticker one.