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How do you think you should handle your mid-life crisis?

I should know how long i will live then i will devide that by two !! and figure out when i will have a midlife crisis and be dead by then !!

Religion is beautiful, but if you can't see further than that, you will be blind.

funny as heck. was that a narwhal?

No, I told you that I am from Poland.

yeah i guess @banjo read some moksha by buddha ( whats narwhal) ??

That depends. How do you feel about partial nudity?

i like partial nudity @banjo, but can i put my finger in your socket?

No, my favorite color is purple.