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I do not think I fit the criteria for either.

Why is that so my friend.
I will look into your account later and to tey to see why you think you do not qualify for either.
Is it that you don't have 7 posts in the past 14 days?

But you can do 7 posts in 1 day.
And that will be ok to qualify you.

Yes, now I understand, thanks, I'll try to think of 7 different posts to do. I started browsing through the introduce yourself posts to look for a newbie.