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True, this might bea basic 'Before coffee' meme, like:

"When you see your neighbor in her birthday suit, and she is next to you in bed..."

That is what is called wishful thinking
The only problem is, I have forgotten what to do next, probably get up and put the jug on for coffee?????

Going for coffee, think that is the best solution. Some sobering up might help...

a few coffies might be called for, but you are allowed to watch the scenery while yo quaffing a few brews

Hm, now there's an idea.