Flat Earthers declared Steven Hawking dead last year

in #meme7 years ago

This post is a brief review of some popular memes to come out of the flat earth movement regarding Stephen Hawking. Thinking that the earth is not a ball and the heliocentric system is wrong, flat earthers quickly became skeptical of this "Modern God" as some technology publications refer to him. Questions arose concerning Hawking's advanced communication technique. Supposedly Hawking communicates by moving a single cheek muscle to build sentences. Preliminary research will reveal to you that whenever he does an interview, the audience is always notified that Stephen has received the questions in advance to prepare his answers. This debunks the claims of real-time cheek typing made by the priests of Scientism.
So, if for every TV appearance he has pre-written questions and pre-written answers, who is to say Hawking formulated those responses at all?
Where is the observable demonstration of this cheek typing technology?
Also, why does today's Stephen have attached earlobes , while in earlier pictures he has earlobes that are detached?
Why did Hawking outlive every other person who ever suffered from ALS by 60 years?
And why wasn't he added to the ALSA website as a notable person until recently?

With all these unanswered questions, and given Hawking's dark rhetoric about deadly black holes and blood thirsty aliens , last year flat earthers around the plane declared him dead until proven otherwise.

RIP Stephen gone sooner than they thought.

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