The Scary Martian

The Scary Martian desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Scary Martian desperately craved for a hat that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A hat is the item to select.

The Scary Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Scary Martian desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Scary Martian found a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

The Scary Martian had a wig that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.