His Tired Martian

His Tired Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

His Tired Martian carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Martian always kept a radiator that they would occasionally drop. It should be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

His Tired Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

His Tired Martian looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Tired Martian always kept a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.