Her Blue Martian

Her Blue Martian desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Blue Martian found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Her Blue Martian had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Blue Martian always carried a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Blue Martian always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It was a weird idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Martian desperately looked for a hat that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.