The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian desperately desired a lava lamp that they would eat. This is certainly a different idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Funny Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Funny Martian looked for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Martian always kept a can of coke that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Funny Martian needed a pen that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Martian wanted a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.