My Stupid Martian

My Stupid Martian often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Martian desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Martian owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Martian always carried a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Martian looked for a pen that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A pen would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Martian desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often drop. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was out of this world. A little monkey is the item to choose.