The Crazy Martian

The Crazy Martian found a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Martian desired a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It would be a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Martian desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be fun. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Crazy Martian searched for a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A tomato of all things.

The Crazy Martian desperately needed a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Martian often carried a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It is an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.