His Round Martian

His Round Martian desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Round Martian looked for a helmet to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

His Round Martian carried a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Round Martian desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Round Martian always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Round Martian desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.