A Bewildered Martian

A Bewildered Martian owned a hat that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A hat would be the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Martian wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Martian desperately craved for a wig that they would often eat. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Martian often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

A Bewildered Martian wanted a block of cheese that they would break. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Martian looked for a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.