The Fat Martian

The Fat Martian carried a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Fat Martian often carried a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Fat Martian found a bat that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Fat Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Fat Martian always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Fat Martian always kept a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.