A Naughty Martian

A Naughty Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Martian desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Martian craved for a stapler that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Naughty Martian desperately desired a ball that they would often throw. It would have been a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Naughty Martian desperately craved for a sword that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.