The Troubled Martian

The Troubled Martian desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Martian looked for a bat that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Martian searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Martian owned a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Martian desired a piece of paper that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Troubled Martian desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It was an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be stunning. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.