My Ugly Martian

My Ugly Martian always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was amazing. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Martian found a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Martian always had with them a set square that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Martian desperately looked for a block of cheese to throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Martian searched for a ball that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball of all things.

My Ugly Martian looked for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.