His Green Martian

His Green Martian desperately desired a tomato to experiment on. It is considered to be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Martian always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Green Martian owned a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

His Green Martian always carried a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Martian desperately needed a crown that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

His Green Martian often carried a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.