Bum Loving Martian

Bum Loving Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Martian desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It is an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a computer that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A computer is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Martian desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Martian carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Martian wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen item.