The Gentle Martian

The Gentle Martian owned a cup that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Martian always had with them a bottle of beer that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is stunning. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Gentle Martian needed a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Gentle Martian looked for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Gentle Martian always had with them a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Gentle Martian always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.