The Cute Martian

The Cute Martian found a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Martian found a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Martian desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Martian always kept a teapot that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Cute Martian desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Cute Martian always carried a set of lego that they would cuddle. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.