My Blue Martian

My Blue Martian wanted a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

My Blue Martian always kept a sponge to experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Martian desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it was entertaining. A toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Blue Martian owned a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A hat is the item that was chosen.

My Blue Martian desperately looked for a cheese grater to put on his head. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Blue Martian had a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.