His Ugly Martian

His Ugly Martian had a wig that they sometimes share. This seems to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Martian found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a strange operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was breathtaking. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Ugly Martian often carried a ball that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it

His Ugly Martian always carried a bag of poop to smash. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Martian desperately desired a pint of beer to embrace. It would be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Ugly Martian craved for a ball that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.