Special Martian

Special Martian always had with them a ball that they would occasionally share. It should be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A ball would be the item that was selected.

Special Martian had a sword that they liked to throw. It might have been an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a sword of all things.

Special Martian often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Special Martian looked for a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Special Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Special Martian desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A tomato being the item opted for.