Magical Martian

Magical Martian always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Magical Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Magical Martian craved for a set square that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

Magical Martian craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Magical Martian often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Magical Martian found a wig that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.