The Grumpy Martian

The Grumpy Martian owned a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Martian often carried a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

The Grumpy Martian always had with them a can of coke to put on his head. This might appear to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels it was simply life. A can of coke being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Martian desired a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Martian always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Martian desperately desired a can of Tango to demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.