The Different Martian

The Different Martian wanted a bottle of coke to cuddle. It should have been a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Different Martian desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Different Martian always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Different Martian needed a radiator to hug. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Different Martian wanted a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Martian desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.