His Square Martian

His Square Martian always carried a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

His Square Martian found a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

His Square Martian always had with them a melon that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Square Martian searched for a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Square Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Square Martian found a wig that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.