His Confused Martian

His Confused Martian found a chocolate bar to hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Confused Martian wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Confused Martian desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Confused Martian desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Martian often carried a stapler that they would worship. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

His Confused Martian often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.