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oh dear I won't answer that ha ha xx

It's the best kind of wood....ok I will stop.

well if your bloke I guess it is ha ha

Now I feel male chauvinist lol.

ha ha its just old fashioned banter that's all , like the carry on films , very old jokes , but still widely popular

I heard that old joke all the time in the 90's.

hmm my other half uses that joke all the time ; )