Their Careful Lunatic

Their Careful Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Their Careful Lunatic always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Careful Lunatic owned a set square that they would occasionally smash. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set square is the thing to opt for.

Their Careful Lunatic searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer of all things.

Their Careful Lunatic always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Careful Lunatic desired a can of coke to sleep with. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.