The Different Lunatic

The Different Lunatic needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Different Lunatic always carried a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Lunatic looked for a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Different Lunatic desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Lunatic desired a piece of paper to sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Lunatic always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.