The Bewildered Lunatic

The Bewildered Lunatic desired a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Bewildered Lunatic desired a bag of poop to play with. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately looked for a computer to throw. It would have been a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Lunatic desired a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately craved for a pen that they would often break. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.