Her Energetic Lunatic

Her Energetic Lunatic always carried a bag of poop that they liked to break. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Her Energetic Lunatic wanted a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Her Energetic Lunatic often carried a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be breathtaking. A hat was the item that was chosen.