The Talented Lunatic

The Talented Lunatic desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It was a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Talented Lunatic found a bat that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Lunatic had a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

The Talented Lunatic needed a bag of flour that they liked to share. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Talented Lunatic often carried a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Lunatic searched for a cheese grater that they would often share. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.