Her Bum Loving Lunatic

Her Bum Loving Lunatic craved for a wig that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately searched for a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately searched for a computer that they would often share. It might be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic craved for a radiator that they would often cuddle. It might be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately desired a sponge to demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.