The Naughty Lunatic

The Naughty Lunatic craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Lunatic often carried a custard pie that they would often embrace. It should be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Lunatic always carried a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Lunatic found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.