A Round Lunatic

A Round Lunatic desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

A Round Lunatic craved for a big sponge that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

A Round Lunatic desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Round Lunatic wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Round Lunatic carried a bat that they would cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Round Lunatic needed a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a sword being the item selected.