My Fat Lunatic

My Fat Lunatic wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Fat Lunatic found a melon that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon being the item opted for.

My Fat Lunatic desperately desired a melon that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

My Fat Lunatic always kept a melon that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Lunatic searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This could be considered an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Lunatic owned a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.