Handsome Lunatic

Handsome Lunatic owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Lunatic always carried a rubber johnny to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. This seems a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Lunatic looked for a teapot that they would often demolish. It should be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A teapot being the chosen thing.

Handsome Lunatic always kept a crown that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Lunatic owned a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.