Green Lunatic

Green Lunatic desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Green Lunatic desperately craved for a CD player that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player having that done to it

Green Lunatic carried a bag of poop to sleep with. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Green Lunatic desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Green Lunatic looked for a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

Green Lunatic always had with them a can of Tango to smash. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.