The Special Lunatic

The Special Lunatic carried a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Special Lunatic desired a bat that they would often annihilate It would have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

The Special Lunatic always kept a spade that they would smash. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A spade was the item that was selected.

The Special Lunatic often carried a mug that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

The Special Lunatic needed a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

The Special Lunatic always had with them a helmet that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.