Her Special Lunatic

Her Special Lunatic searched for a custard pie to embrace. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Her Special Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Special Lunatic always kept a mug that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

Her Special Lunatic needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Special Lunatic desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.

Her Special Lunatic wanted a stretchman to break. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.